God, I love this guy. Why can't he be mine?
Interviewer: Is it true that sometimes you travel to tournaments in a private jet?
Ernests Gulbis: Yes, and I also have ten helicopters, a submarine and a spaceship.
Interviewer: What about when you were arrested for being with a prostitute in Stockholm?
Ernests Gulbis: It was great. When I meet a girl, I'm not the type to ask her what her profession is.
I fuckin want to have his babies. Period.